Every great television station needs a talented team of professionals. Unfortunately, most of them were unavailable, so we assembled this lot instead.
We're rather fond of them.
The distinguished face of WVH-TV.
Ned takes his responsibility for delivering the news extremely seriously. Whether he's reporting on village events, interviewing local celebrities or announcing the results of a competition, his journalistic integrity is beyond reproach.
Unless carrots are involved.
A consummate professional, Ned is rarely flustered, always impeccably dressed and occasionally distracted by a particularly attractive mare.
Special skills: Dramatic pauses, raised eyebrows and looking magnificent in a waistcoat.
Foxy Lady is WVH-TV's fearless reporter in the field.
Armed with a microphone, boundless enthusiasm and an impressive wardrobe, she'll go anywhere for a good story. Particularly if there's music, dancing or a party involved.
She's glamorous, quick-witted and never knowingly underdressed.
Her relationship with Ned has also become something of a talking point around the newsroom. Neither has issued an official statement.
Special skills: Breaking news, breaking hearts and occasionally breakingÂ
into song.
Somebody has to keep this operation running.
Wayne is responsible for writing, producing, filming, editing, animating, directing and occasionally reminding the cast that WVH-TV is supposed to be promoting Woodgreen Village Hall.
He also handles technical problems, scheduling, wardrobe emergencies and delicate negotiations between Ned and the badgers.
Despite having absolutely no previous experience managing woodland animals in a television environment, he remains cautiously optimistic.
Special skills: Making something out of nothing, surviving committee meetings and knowing exactly where the carrots are kept.
Every television station relies on the people behind the cameras. At WVH-TV, those people happen to be badgers.
Our two dedicated cameramen work tirelessly to capture every important moment, often from angles nobody actually requested.
They're highly skilled, remarkably resourceful and particularly enthusiastic about tea breaks.
Management has asked them repeatedly to stop digging tunnels beneath the studio.
They have declined to comment.
Special skills: Camera operation, disappearing during difficult jobs and looking busy whenever Wayne walks past.
Together, this slightly unconventional team brings you the stories, events, music and wonderful people that make Woodgreen special.
